I’m sorry for being white. I was born in 1974 so I’m to blame for the slave trade. And I know it’s not possible to be racist against white people. So the BBC have every right to carry out ‘positive discrimination’ which isn’t an excuse to make it ok to be racist against white people and get away with it. I’m sorry for being a racist neo-nazi for even thinking of that possibility. I promise I will hate myself forever for being hideously white skinned. I’ll just go and chop my little white knackers off as self punishment if it will appease those true ‘anti-racists’ out there.
And I’m not triggered. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME I’M NOT TRIGGERED OK SO FUCKING LEAVE IT WILL YOU!
I HATE BEING WHITE! I HATE BEING WHITE! I HATE WHITE!
Can I apply for this job at the BBC now please 🙏